The Cat from "Cat Chronicles"

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Late Night at Egmore

Got this one when on my late night ice cream outing... with friends, at Egmore, Chennai

See how he stands on the edge of the chair, even though the counter can't be reached :))

Smith and Wesson - Extreme Ops Edition

Victorinox makes Swiss Army style utility knifes... but nothing from their arsenal compares to this beauty from Smith & Wesson... The Extreme Ops Edition Knife beautifully crafted in high precision stainless steel with foldable spring action... No offense to victorinox users, ( i love vics ) but this one is pure genius! :D

I only wish it was sturdy and so eye-candy like this one - The SWF R2S Extreme Ops Edition, Black :)

Knife rules in India: In India it is ILLEGAL to carry any knife which is,
1) Spring actuated
2) Button actuated
3) Of more than the specified length (perhaps 9 inches) or breadth.

Using a knife in India is a double-edged sword even in certain cases of self defence... Pulling out a blade in public is not the most sensible thing to do... and the big question remains, do you REALLY have it in you to "stab" (kill) your opponent in a fight?

If you are found in possession of  a knife or take it out to stab a person, you are guilty of a non-bailable offence under Arms Act, of 1959 under IPC (Indian Penal Code).

Advise for Tourists: Do not carry a knife, unless it is small and "utility" worthy... Example could be you are in a trekking spree, and you want to trek various parts in the North, or a Forest trip. Knives in India - best used in a collection, for pealing fruits or cutting bread crust... :))

Cheers!

Cat Chronicles

Lately our apartment has a lot of cats, ahem... no double meaning here... just cats :D

Now here comes the funny conversation between a mom and a son... the story is better in tamil...

Payyan: amma kita poona venum nu sonnan kutti payyan
Payyan: poonaye vituku edututu ponan surusurupa
Amma telling - neeye oru extra fitting, idula innunu veraya?
*sarcastic tone of voice*
Payyan: poonaya kashta padutha mudila amma
Amma telling - poonaya kashta paduta kudadu unakku... aana amma, appava kasta paduthalam? BP sugar la vara alavukku katha vidalama?
Amma continues - daily onakkaga okandu kosu otitu iruken and naan adoda toilet la clean panren... because of poonai, i'm going to beat it now!
*show of anger, roaaaaaars towards the cat*

Payyan aana summa solla kudadu, vaal payyan, hahaha :D

The cat runs for it's life when the fat lady comes to hit it... and I am sitting here laughing, haha ! :D

Kodambakkam High Road - A couple of weeks old

Random White Cat II

Idukku peru dan poona madiri... oliyaradu :D

Sorry state of roads - Vadapalani

Photos were shot at late night with out proper lighting... Had to use incoming vehicle lighting, lol :D

Random White Cat

En route to Nungambakkam, Chennai

This taxi driver is one son of a gun... really ! He managed to hit a guy who was spot dead and this number along with this beautiful picture was reported to Nungambakkam Police Station, at 12.00 a.m... by yours truly.

From Chenai Trade Center - Thai Festival 2011

Somewhere in Chennai ;)

Cute dog :D

2011 "Figures" nu oru thalaipu la inda post :)

Enna oru kadamai unarchi, kadaisi sottu varaikum sarakku adichutu... kai sudra varaikum dum adikra inda ponna... patha, enakke pull arikudu da saami... iva dan da unmaiyana, 2011 tamil ponnu ! pasangala... carefull, oru full pathadu iniku date ku, raw va kudikra... with out any sweat !

Our very own sachin

Random Pictures from the road :)

So much for setting a good example? The helmet rule, anyone? ;))

The above pictures were recklessly shot with a mobile in two hands, no kidding :D

Now irrespective of whether the police man wears a helmet or not... you must make it a habit to "use the helmet" and "rear view mirror" (don't use visibility as an excuse to skip wearing the helmet)... ultimately, you do it for your own safety !

Cheers!

A couple of my one liners :D

A couple of years back, Thought I found the girl of my dreams. Only problem, she believed in DIVORCE before Day light.

Now why should we dig in to the past? I say, Why NOT...after all, YOU PAID FOR IT !

- I'm trying my hand at comedy, if it works, it works... if not, well... it's okay ;)

Cats... Cats and a cat?

Cats, cats... and cats... :))

4 Funny Cats on a Scooty

That's duke, the german cat :D

At the theatre :)

At Nungambakkam

At the theatre

Meeting a long lost friend

Meeting a long lost friend always brings enormous joy... and when that friend surprises you... it just makes your day... :D

On a side note, boys will be boys... See... Even Farex Obama is not an exception ;))

Random Clicks

Some random girl - T.Nagar

Me, My bike, my bull @ 3 am

Nithin at Dominos Pizza

Made friends with this guy when I was bored at Dominos ... waiting for my order :))

Tiger Cave (Near Mahabhalipuram)

Bored on a sunday?

No shit... Bored on a sunday, I proceeded to go to the "old" favourite... Spencers Plaza which is a decent mall... :)

Personally I like it better than... EA or Ampa Skywalk... So I start hitting on girls... What else is a guy supposed to do :))

Me: Hi
Girl1: Hi
Me: You're too cute to be guarding the elevator :D
Girl1: Laughs and asks my name
Her boy friend appears out of nowhere...?
We chat for a bit... me, her boy friend and her... I get her e-mail address and the boy friend looks pissed.

Me: Hey sexy
Girl2: Only a tranquilizer will stop this girl... she was running (literally walkin that fast)

Yeah I know that's a bad line, hahaha :D

Me: Hi
Girl3: Hi with a smile... (hard to find cute smiles)
Me: So... why do you always buy a pink pillow cover always honey...
Girl3: Cuz I know you hate it honey...
* this girl is good *
Me: What's with the tattoo honey?
Girl3: Hmmm, it's a butter fly honey
Me: Must have pained with out the usual neck kiss I soothe you with
Girl3: Yeah... it did... so what's your name?
Me: So... do you have a number :D

We exchange numbers... and we have made plans to meet later on Tuesday... haha !

Girl4: Nice watch
Me: What?
Girl: I said, you're wearing a nice watch...
Me: Yeah, I stole it :D
Girl4: Stop kidding... you're such a prankster
Me: I really pulled it from a shop
Girl4: Astonished... and moves out of the conversation...

Wow, that went... welll, hehe ! :D

I get on my bike and say to myself... not a boring sunday, after all ! ;)

Super 'cute' girl (from Madurai)

Playing hide & seek with me...

Look at her hair...

What expression is this - Please educate me ?!

Look at her eyes and her smile... so adorable :)